Monday, January 30, 2006

The Mystery Man in the Jersey

So, I received a My Space message from an old basketball teammate from college the other day. This guy is always making jokes, so I usually don't take the things he says very serious. He sends me a message just asking how I was doing. He also mentions that a "friend of the program" emailed one of my old assistant coaches a link to an X-Rated movie that supposedly has a guy getting busy with what they think is one of my practice jerseys. Now, I was the last person to wear that number, so I can see why they would think it's mine. I, of course, thought my buddy was kidding when he told me that and I made some smart ass remark about it, and left it at that. The next day, I get another message from him: "Are you going to leave me hangin about jersey? I won't tell anyone". It was at this moment that I realized it was true. I couldn't believe it. I have no idea how the porn guy would have gotten his hands on one of my practice jerseys. My friend and I then remembered the guy who sported my number before I got there, and then we thought to ourselves: "Yeah, I can see that guy being connected to porn.". So we are assuming that it may be one of his old jerseys.

I would like to see that movie. I think it would be pretty cool seeing a jersey from my alma matter on some dude while he's going to town. It's not like I went to a large school where every sporting goods store has the school's merchandise. The only place to buy merchandise is at the school's bookstore.

Touche, mystery porno. Maybe one day we will cross paths.
Posted by The Colonel :: 12:27 PM :: 0 comments

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